"I'm 100% Italian. People call me Guido. I thought that was an insult..but then this little show came on called Jersey Shore. I'm totally Guido. I got the hair, the clothes, the paycheck, the shoes. I have 10 pairs of sneaks, and I need to get the Jordans next. We just drank a 6 pack on the beach and almost got caught."
Best quote ever. This is what you are missing by NOT going out in Salisbury Beach, MA.